Getting Snarky at 7-11

So I stopped by 7-11 after my doctor's appointment this morning to get some water, so I could flush all the sugar out of my system. I had to take a glucose test and they overdosed me with a sugary fruit punch drink. I walked in, got my water and got in line. The line was a little long and finally I was second in line. The classy gentleman in front of me, decided on a meat patty coated in breading that was sitting in a glass cabinet warming under the red heat lamp. I think this is 7-11's version of an empanada. When the cashier picked one up with her tongs, it did a little cosmetic damage to the breading. The gentleman proceeds to tell the cashier to pick a different one. She picks up the one next to it and does some minor damage to this one as well. This disturbs the gentleman and he tells the cashier "can't you pick one out without tearing it apart?!" At this point, I just want to get out of there with my water so I can start chugging. So I sigh and he looks at me. So I tell him, "You're eating at 7-11, do you really need to be this picky about the appearance of your food?" He didn't say anything and just paid the lady and walked out. He did shoot me a dirty look as I passed him in his work truck scarfing down his healthy breakfast. I just smiled and got in my truck. I think my big round belly helped me get away with being so sassy this morning and it was fabulous.