Friday, May 08, 2009
P-U
So again, I was at 7-11 this morning grabbing some water and chocolate milk on the way to work. I couldn't help notice that the man in front of me had an enormous bag of corn nuts and then requested a pack of Newport cigarettes. I thought to myself, "I wonder if he's going for the stinkiest-breath-on-the-planet award." He looked like a some-what classy dude, but if I were his wife my lips wouldn't come near his until he brushed his tongue and drank half a bottle of Listerine.
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You seem to come across alot of classy guys in 7-11. I am glad I quit smoking, I was very conscience about my breath and the way I smelled. You can keep the corn nuts. Your brother likes them.
ReplyDeleteWell...I do work in Manassas (aka: Manassty, Manasshole, etc), which lends to some unsavory and trashy people. I'm sure there are some decent people in Manassas somewhere, but I haven't run into them yet. LOL
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